2 + 2 = 5
For very large values of 2
Also,
Seminar Speaker:
[Draws a sphere on the board]
"This is a sphere, commonly known as the physicist's first order model of the cow."
[Draws four stick-legs symmetrically about sphere]
"This is the physicist's second order model of the cow. We call that perturbation theory."
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Monday, September 25, 2006
Birthday!!
Sunday, September 24, 2006
A Message to Our Readership
Saturday, September 23, 2006
Accountability
I was very disappointed to read about the results of this year’s accountability survey in the StarPhoenix. After all of the scandals we’ve had in the last few years it’s shocking that the government is still refusing to enforce the Freedom of Information Act. I really had high hopes that the Conservatives would change things in this department, but it seems the grassroots ideals of the Reform party are now completely dead. This site has an interesting, and somewhat frightening, parallel that’s happening in the States right now.
Friday, September 22, 2006
“French ship designers were cleverer than English ones; French ships were usually faster” (Hotspur, 81). All of these years I’ve thought that one of the main reasons the English Navy dominated the seas was the fact that they had better ships. I could swear I remember reading or hearing about how the British ship designs were more advanced. Though come to think of it, that was in relation to ships of the Spanish Armada. Perhaps the same wasn’t true for French ships.
FMA really must stop having these mysterious to-be-continued episodes. It'll be three in a row next week.
Sitting Alone on a Friday Night
If a man is capable of putting aside his ethical or logical judgments and beliefs then what else is he capable of doing? Lying perhaps? Giving the people what he thinks they want to hear? In my opinion anyone who can do this and sleep well at night has no personal integrity whatsoever. Contrary to the belief of many individuals I’ve spoken to, there is no off-switch for religious or moral beliefs and there certainly shouldn’t be one for logically-reasoned beliefs either.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
So, Update
Also, my littlest sister now officially has a boyfriend (he's an old friend of her's) so I guess I'm the last single sibling left standing. I'm fairly happy for her as she really needs some good things to happen in her life right now.
This semester is shaping up to be utterly hellish, so please excuse any sulkiness you may see on my part.
Saturday, September 16, 2006
Friday, September 15, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
Three Irrelevant Observations
The person beside me in my materials class today had a Media calculator. Seriously, how can you survive into third year engineering with a Media calculator?
The art department is much more confusing than the engineering building.
Sunday, September 10, 2006
Scary Monsters
My littlest sister apparently almost got fired today, as Jerry's finance turns out to be a psychopath. This lady just comes up to my sister while she's scrambling (Jerry's on Sunday morning is sufficient explanation for that) and asks if she can help. When asked she introduces herself as "your boss" and within a few minutes is yelling about everything from how my sister's not refilling the coffee properly to how to she's not wiping the edges of the table well enough. It seems that every once in a while this woman just walks in the restaurant, shadows a group of people for a few days and fires most of them. In fact, this is how everyone who gets fired gets fired there. My sister almost quit on the spot (she's been trying to decide when to resign anyway). As it is, at least now she doesn't feel so bad about quitting.
In a completely unrelated tangent, this is my one hundredth post. Yeah me. Uh huh, uh huh.
Saturday, September 09, 2006
In today's paper the Lifestyle section featured a segment on a book of photographs. The pictures extensively document the debris of the former
Wednesday, September 06, 2006
Back to School
So most of my classes (there are seven of them, yes, seven) look okay. Machine design is going to be a little scary because of all the prerequisites I skipped (my professor kept asking if everyone in the class had taken all of the prerequisites so I kept sinking lower into my chair). However, I have the ever magical engineering cousins to prop me up.
I feel like partying. Perhaps I should go home and read my textbooks . . . or comic books. It's really going to end up being comic books. Apparently, one of the librarians remarked that she'd never seen someone use the interlibrary loan system to get a comic book before.
Sunday, September 03, 2006
It's been six days since Sage died. I still expect her to be blocking every door I walk through, and worry about stepping on her whenever I enter a dark room. Last night I dreamt that she'd come back to life. I never really expected her death to affect me this way. It's not that I'm sad and grieving; it's just that I notice she's gone.