- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is calculus!
- American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating calculus from each salad served in first class.
- Calculus, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as calculus.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat calculus'!
- In Japan, calculus can only be prepared by chefs specially trained and certified by the government!
- It is bad luck to walk under calculus.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than calculus.
- All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by calculus.
- Calculus once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest.
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